by James Fell | May 14, 2017 | Uncategorized
What do you call a woman who is a size 0? “Bitch.” What do women have an easier time with than men while going through life? Getting free drinks in a bar? I suppose that’s true, but there are the implied strings that come with it, so it’s easier to just pay for their...
by James Fell | May 12, 2017 | Uncategorized
“Pence is worse.” “Pence is WAY worse.” I’ve heard both these statements, and variations on them, often from people living in the state he governed. I think it’s worth listening. But still, Trump’s gotta go. Here’s a lame analogy that probably commits some fallacy,...
by James Fell | May 11, 2017 | Uncategorized
Fit shaming is kind of a thing. A little bit. But in some ways, it is also not a thing, the same way reverse racism is not a thing. Bet that pissed off the Milo fans. Good. Fuck them. And by that, I mean no one should ever fuck them. Racism is based on power. There is...
by James Fell | Apr 22, 2017 | Uncategorized
A new study closely controlled several groups of identical twins with identical diets, identical body weights, identical exercise regimens, identical lives and stress levels, and had one of them drink diet soda and the other not. Then it followed them for many years...
by James Fell | Apr 19, 2017 | Uncategorized
Do you ever feel like making a voodoo doll in the image of your boss, stabbing it full of pins, twisting its head off, then setting it on fire? I remember those days. Speaking of the old days, here’s to the good old mammoth-slaying Stone Age, when we knew how to...
