Valentine’s Day Sucks

Valentine’s Day Sucks

VD is the worst. Fiscal irresponsibility to buy hope of “something extra” in the bedroom = romance. Ug. Make Cupid die. It’s mostly the guy’s job to do the planning and spending. (Note: Hetero-centric is my personal perspective. No offense / exclusion intended.) And...
Fuck You, Bill Maher

Fuck You, Bill Maher

Image source I used to like you. I mean, up until about yesterday, I still liked you. It was yesterday that I finally was able to get some Dad time on the TV and watch your latest Real Time a few days after the actual time. I liked you enough that I sought you ought...
The Bruce Jenner Story

The Bruce Jenner Story

Image source The Summer Olympic Games have only been held once in Canada: Montreal, 1976. Bruce Jenner seized gold in the decathlon. Last summer I was part of a running relay team raising money for kid’s cancer. Two Canadian Olympians were on my team: a pentathlete...
How To Tell If You’re A Douche Bag

How To Tell If You’re A Douche Bag

Haters gonna hate, and douchers gonna douche. I’m gonna hate on douche bags. Darth Vader didn’t know he was a douche bag. If you can fight the sadness and make it through episodes two and three you’ll see Anakin Skywalker self-justify his journey to the dark side....
5 Ways TV Makes You Fat

5 Ways TV Makes You Fat

Have you ever noticed that movie titles with a colon in them suck? I’m referring to the grammatical colon, not the anatomical one; so stop thinking about Indy Anal Jones and the Temple of Poon, and instead imagine Not without My Cats: A Moment of Truth Movie. While...
Why “Don’t Take Shit” Is Bad Advice

Why “Don’t Take Shit” Is Bad Advice

“Don’t ever take shit from anyone.” Not the best advice. In junior high school it seemed like I was forever taking shit, being bullied, and not fighting back. Things started to change in grade 9 when I fought my main bully after school and kinda beat...