by James Fell | Mar 24, 2015 | Uncategorized
Time flies when you’re having fun, but not when you’re having sex. “Really? Only five minutes? Seemed like it was longer than that.” I’m creeping up on 47, with more than 25 of those years ecstatically ensconced in a relationship with one very cool person. More than a...
by James Fell | Mar 19, 2015 | Uncategorized
Google Analytics tells me most of you are Americans, and so I drop the extra “u” when I write stuff like, “The behavior of my neighbor wearing battle armor was humorous.” But something about the word “soda” seems wrong. In Canada, we call it “pop.” Now that I think...
by James Fell | Mar 17, 2015 | Uncategorized
Disclaimer #1: The only supplement I ever take is Vitamin D. Because, Canada. Disclaimer #2: If you do what I tell you to do in this post, I make money. For those of you not getting the Canada reference, it’s where I live. For six months out of the year the sun...
by James Fell | Mar 15, 2015 | Uncategorized
Shut up! Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I wish I could say I only thought that, but I did say it aloud to my children. There are times that I suck at parenting. Lots of people do. If you have children, you have sucked at being their parent. The question is, did you learn...
by James Fell | Mar 12, 2015 | Uncategorized
I am aware that I wrote a sensationalist headline. Got you reading, which is good, because this is important. The title is relevant, and in this context what I’m talking about in reference to “like” is what you consider physically attractive. You’re allowed to like...
by James Fell | Mar 3, 2015 | Uncategorized
Today’s comparative dumbassery share common circumstance; they both recently strapped two hydrodynamic boards to their feet and achieved altitude overtop a carnivorous fish. Paleo jumped the shark late in 2013 with the marketing of “paleo water,” and last January...
