by James Fell | Jul 2, 2015 | Uncategorized
Dystopian futures have obesity figured out. In the science-fiction big-gubmint hyper-controlled libertarian-nightmare future we’re all implanted with activity monitors and receive painful electric shocks if we don’t meet our daily exercise requirements, and all our...
by James Fell | Jun 30, 2015 | Uncategorized
It takes more than a Y chromosome and a pair of testicles to be a man. You need to be a male man. An alpha male man. And you can’t be an alpha male man without having the “alpha male body.” How do you get such a body? You need to watch this video. An alpha male body...
by James Fell | Jun 26, 2015 | Uncategorized
There are plenty of Americans threatening to move to Canada right now. It also happened after the Affordable Care Act became law; some who opposed it took to social media to proclaim they’d have to move to Canada, cuz freedom, or something. Yeah, about that … we’ve...
by James Fell | Jun 26, 2015 | Uncategorized
Any guy who says he’s an alpha male, isn’t. I’ve hated the term “alpha male” since … probably in utero. At a visceral level it struck me as an obnoxious marketing gimmick to sell guys on the concept of being an asshole. “Alpha male” is a bullshit term used to sell...
by James Fell | Jun 25, 2015 | Uncategorized
I still get hate mail for an article I wrote about holistic nutritionists for the LA Times over four years ago. Designations and education are not always the ultimate arbiter of knowledge and capability. Recently, Cracked.com had a piece entitled “20 uneducated...
by James Fell | Jun 18, 2015 | Uncategorized
The plural of “anecdote” is not “data.” But still, I have some awesome anecdotes about butter slurpers and how they achieve invading-Russia-in-winter levels of dumb. And so, I can only surmise that high levels of butter ingestion = drain bamage. It all began with some...
