by James Fell | Sep 24, 2016 | Uncategorized
This piece was co-authored with Margaret Leitch, Phd In a nutshell, this is what Stone Age people thought about their nutritional requirements: STUFF FOOD IN FACE HOLE! This approach to eating kept enough of them alive until they could procreate so eventually you...
by James Fell | Sep 22, 2016 | Uncategorized
Butter is not a super food. Butter is NOT a super food. Butter. Is not. A motherfucking. Super food. While we’re on the subject, there is no such thing as a super food, Oedipal or otherwise. Putting butter in coffee is one of the most...
by James Fell | Sep 21, 2016 | Uncategorized
Spent some time feeling inferior, standing in front of my mirror. – Rod Stewart, Every Picture Tells a Story I am not quite Chewbacca. But it doesn’t bother me. In fact, when I’m in the shower and look down at the wall of...
by James Fell | Sep 7, 2016 | Uncategorized
From my cold, dead ass. I’m 48. I have a kid who is about to turn 18 so technically I could become a grandparent any day now (But I bloody well better not!). I’ve been with the same woman 27 years, drive a Honda and live in suburbia. My fashion-minded friend Lori...
by James Fell | Sep 3, 2016 | Uncategorized
The Internet is rife with mouth-breathing reprobates who fancy themselves fat loss experts. Their prose reads like their parents didn’t do such a swell job of childproofing the house when they were little, and yet they have a PDF document to sell you for an easy...
by James Fell | Jul 26, 2016 | Uncategorized
Gord Downie is dying. We drove a thousand kilometers to see him one last time and bid farewell. Downie is singer for The Tragically Hip. If you have not heard of the band, it means you’re not Canadian. While they have pockets of followers south of the border, they are...
