by James Fell | Oct 8, 2016 | Uncategorized
She looked a lot like Jeri “7 of 9” Ryan. It was about 16 years ago, in a gym I used to belong to. I’ll refrain from using her real name and just refer to her as Jeri because she did indeed resemble the reformed Borg from Star Trek: Voyager. Jeri always joined our...
by James Fell | Oct 7, 2016 | Uncategorized
Donald Trump was recorded on a hot studio mic saying of women he’s attracted to: “And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” But this is NOT news. It happened 11 years...
by James Fell | Oct 7, 2016 | Uncategorized
Daddy, y u do dis? My father instructed me on the glory that is the peanut butter and nectarine sandwich. You say you like peanut butter and banana? You fucking peasant. Alas, to be glorious it must be a good nectarine. When a nectarine is good, it’s not good....
by James Fell | Oct 6, 2016 | Uncategorized
Yesterday, I was feeling a wee bit stabby. A friend on Facebook posted about his mother’s cancer, which had grown, and was looking for input about the efficacy of chemotherapy to counter the YouTube videos about how chemo is all a Big Pharma scam that doctors...
by James Fell | Oct 2, 2016 | Uncategorized
I know opinions. I have the best opinions. Being opinionated is not a bad thing. Even women should have opinions. Otherwise, life becomes a scene from Coming to America. Remember the meeting with Imani, the woman Eddie Murphy’s character Prince Akeem was supposed to...
by James Fell | Sep 28, 2016 | Uncategorized
I’ll take things that drive James bugshit for 800, Alex. The feature photo of this article, which I saw while out of for a recent bike ride, is the kind of thing that drives me bugshit, because there is negligible benefit to visiting a naturopathic “doctor” to prevent...
