by James Fell | May 15, 2018 | Uncategorized
If the present tries to sit in judgement of the past, it will lose the future. – Sir Winston Churchill Churchill’s quote doesn’t mean we should not critically evaluate our past mistakes. However, examining that over which guilt is felt is not about being paralyzed...
by James Fell | May 11, 2018 | Uncategorized
It’s not even based on good science, but since when was accuracy a concern for sexist douchebags? I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been called a cuck. It’s an ironic insult coming from some of the whiniest losers on the planet about how I’m not a real man...
by James Fell | May 8, 2018 | Uncategorized
I’m running. The iPod is blasting. “The Spirit of Radio” by Rush comes up with its classic opening riff; my fingers twitch. Before long, I am attempting air guitar while continuing to run. Vehicles whiz by. I imagine some of the occupants are staring and thinking,...
by James Fell | May 1, 2018 | Uncategorized
If I lived in Ottawa, I expect I’d drink more scotch. That’s because I’d be hanging out with my friend Dr. Yoni Freedhoff a lot more. Alas, the skiing wouldn’t be as good. When I wrote my piece “What Is the Solution to Obesity?” three years ago I had Yoni go over it...
by James Fell | Apr 27, 2018 | Uncategorized
I looked over the edge of the cliff and said, “You first.” This was uncharacteristic. I am usually the one making the first leap into dumbfuckery, with Craig reluctantly following. He pulled a flask from his jacket, took a long pull, and said, “Okay.” We didn’t target...
by James Fell | Apr 26, 2018 | Uncategorized
“Hey, Bob. How are you?” “I’m keto.” “What-o?” “Keto. Key-toe. Keeeeeyyyyy-tooooeeee. Ketogenic diet. State of ketosis. Makin’ ketones! It’s the best. Because grains are evil, fruit is toxic, and fat is amazing. Big Carb has been lying to us all along. Gotta eat fat...
