by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
Genetics are the cause of thigh gap? Bah! That’s loser talk. You’re not a loser, are you? You deserve that thigh gap, and anyone can get it, if they want it bad enough. Remember, nothing is more important than achieving the coveted thigh gap, so don’t let pain,...
by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
This piece was first published on my old site on February 5, 2014. It was shared on Facebook over 17,000 times, and was so popular it crashed the website three times the day it was posted. I hate this show I hate this show I hate this show I hate this show. Wow....
by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
My grandmother was an evil and bugshit bonkers hell-beast of a woman who hated everything and everyone. A while back, we were having a family get together and my sister asked which kid had possession of grandma’s engagement ring. “Isn’t that one of her...
by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
Carbz = evil. Won’t someone think of the children? Gluten is like, bad, and stuff. And eating it is the cause of global warming, economic meltdown, and mothers letting their babies grow up to be cowboys. Justin Bieber’s Lamborghini drag racing arrest? Toxicology...
by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
This piece was first published on my old site on January 22, 2014. I don’t throw around the word “mentor” casually. Yoni Freedhoff, MD, is one of my mentors. I don’t even like having mentors, because it forces me to admit I don’t know everything. And so, the people I...
