Eat This Motherfucking Banana Bread

Eat This Motherfucking Banana Bread

UPDATED FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE!   If my grocery store is any indication, you hoarded bananas. Who the fuck hoards bananas? Anyway, now you have rotting bananas. Dumbass. Time to let that dumb ass shine. Note: This is the first recipe I ever posted, but...
Don’t Want to Exercise? Suck It Up!

Don’t Want to Exercise? Suck It Up!

You know those “one weird trick” ads? This piece includes a trick that actually works, and does not come with recurring charges to your credit card. A number of times I’ve discussed how important it is to develop passion for the exercise you engage in. It’s passion –...
Evidence That Bad Press Hurts Charlatans

Evidence That Bad Press Hurts Charlatans

News flash, everyone: I wrote something that caused discomfort in some posterior orifices. A while back I wrote a piece entitled “Why it’s important to take down charlatans.” It blew up pretty big, and also attracted the ire of some of the biggest trolls in health and...
“Mom Bod” Would Be Just As Stupid

“Mom Bod” Would Be Just As Stupid

There is a line in Gladiator where Maximus says, “At my signal, unleash hell.” Perhaps this post is a signal for hell to be unleashed, because a lot of people have been saying “What about the mom bod?” And some guys are saying that if someone disses the dad bod it’s...