by James Fell | Jun 18, 2015 | Uncategorized
The plural of “anecdote” is not “data.” But still, I have some awesome anecdotes about butter slurpers and how they achieve invading-Russia-in-winter levels of dumb. And so, I can only surmise that high levels of butter ingestion = drain bamage. It all began with some...
by James Fell | Jun 16, 2015 | Uncategorized
Any time you move your ass you’re doing cardio. Weightlifting works your heart and lungs too, duh. A better term for what people refer to as “doing cardio” is “aerobic training.” But since I’m not totally anal, I’ll mostly stick with the common vernacular. This is all...
by James Fell | Jun 11, 2015 | Uncategorized
My cheeseburger > your cheeseburger. I say that with confidence, because much profanity went into mine. It took a while to figure out how to not make the fuckers fall apart on the grill. So I kept tweaking the mix, not realizing it wasn’t the goddamn mix that was...
by James Fell | Jun 5, 2015 | Uncategorized
Bow-chika-bow-wow! Everyone is different, but even the “couples appeal” section of the pornographic Internet isn’t usually the answer to waning sexual desire in women. At the risk of promoting stereotypes that nonetheless have a basis in fact, a woman’s sexual desire...
by James Fell | Jun 2, 2015 | Uncategorized
Hello, Bandwagon! Here I come to hop onto you for clicks. Articles abound regarding exercises you should never do at the gym, because they’re, like, bad, and stuff. And this is another, because I only have your best interests at heart. I want you to be...
