by James Fell | Oct 27, 2016 | Uncategorized
My friend Dr. Yoni Freedhoff is a respected medical doctor who I have personally watched toss back numerous alcoholic beverages and swear his head off. But that’s in private. Public Yoni is a little more restrained, which is why he hit the shift key and mashed his...
by James Fell | Oct 21, 2016 | Uncategorized
Do you ever wish you had a time machine, if for no other reason that you could go back and tell your younger self not to do some dumbass thing? I think it was Albert Einstein who said something about paradoxes and ripping apart the space-time continuum and all the...
by James Fell | Oct 20, 2016 | Uncategorized
There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life. In The Empire Strikes Back, during the scene where Han Solo and Princess Leia first kiss (before goddamn 3PO barges in), Leia says, “I happen to like nice men.” “I’m nice men,” Han replies. By Trumpian definitions, Princess...
by James Fell | Oct 18, 2016 | Uncategorized
This is not a pep talk. This is a “What the fuck, America?” I guess the polls are looking pretty good, but don’t fuck it up, okay? Don’t think not Satan has this election in the bag and stay home on November 8. Get out there and vote against that amoral Cheeto-coated...
by James Fell | Oct 12, 2016 | Uncategorized
I still love my couch. The couch is comfortable and faces the television. It’s leather so spilled food wipes away easily. There was a time that the couch held much more sway over me than it does now. Now, couch time is earned rather than default. Now, being active is...
