by James Fell | Oct 11, 2016 | Uncategorized
I saw a mosquito land on her leg, and the overriding thought in my brain was: The bug must die! Killing a mosquito initiates a release of happy hormones in the pleasure centers of the brain that I expect even militant vegans are susceptible to, but I forced myself to...
by James Fell | Oct 9, 2016 | Uncategorized
On the schoolyard field of battle known as gym class, I made the geeks look good. I was such a klutz that I always got picked last when teams were being selected, and the gym teacher seemed to hold me personally responsible for it taking him eight years to finish a...
by James Fell | Oct 8, 2016 | Uncategorized
She looked a lot like Jeri “7 of 9” Ryan. It was about 16 years ago, in a gym I used to belong to. I’ll refrain from using her real name and just refer to her as Jeri because she did indeed resemble the reformed Borg from Star Trek: Voyager. Jeri always joined our...
by James Fell | Oct 7, 2016 | Uncategorized
Donald Trump was recorded on a hot studio mic saying of women he’s attracted to: “And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” But this is NOT news. It happened 11 years...
by James Fell | Oct 7, 2016 | Uncategorized
Daddy, y u do dis? My father instructed me on the glory that is the peanut butter and nectarine sandwich. You say you like peanut butter and banana? You fucking peasant. Alas, to be glorious it must be a good nectarine. When a nectarine is good, it’s not good....
