Swimming Is the Worst Way to Get Fit

Swimming Is the Worst Way to Get Fit

Fish have sex in water. When you’re doing bench press you can be reasonably assured that a whole bunch of people did not have sex on that bench. Probably not too many people have peed on it either. But swimming is one massive involuntary exchange of bodily fluids....
Dear America: Please Don’t Fuck This Up

Dear America: Please Don’t Fuck This Up

“You, sir, are worse than Hitler.” It’s a scene from The Simpsons that takes place at the DMV. Homer pretends that both Patti and Selma’s cigarettes are his in order to save his sister-in-law’s jobs, and their boss accuses him of being worse than one of the worst mass...