by James Fell | Feb 4, 2018 | Uncategorized
The more that things change, the more they suck. How dare they change the hockey game song that’s already been changed a bunch of times before? I mean, they dropped the word “thy” out of it. And if that word is good enough for Darth Vader, it’s good enough for our...
by James Fell | Jan 16, 2018 | Uncategorized
CW: Sexual Assault / Rape Culture. Women have been told what to do. Don’t go to his apartment. Say no. Push him away. Slap his face. Get out of the car. Get in a cab. Just leave. Don’t send “mixed signals.” Ad nauseam. I shall not engage in such victim blaming....
by James Fell | Dec 31, 2017 | Uncategorized
Unless you think Roy Moore is a swell guy, and you just got your third Trump tattoo, then 2017 was the year that could teach things that suck how to suck. It wasn’t a dumpster fire, it was a Porta Potty fire. But for me, 2017 was perhaps the best year of my life....
by James Fell | Dec 30, 2017 | Uncategorized
Fucking porgs. I’m trying to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs and you’re pulling wires and shit out of the dashboard on the Aluminum Falcon. I just got this hunk of junk back together! This post contains a heap o’ spoilers, FYI. Porgs. You bet your ass I...
by James Fell | Dec 20, 2017 | Uncategorized
If you have pale skin and a penis, your opinion must be made known. Often, by writing many, many paragraphs. The irony of that previous paragraph is not lost on me. A couple of days ago, I wrote a piece with the admittedly incendiary title “Men Are Varying Degrees of...
