by James Fell | Dec 29, 2018 | Uncategorized
“When you elect a clown, you get a circus.” Not sure who first wrote that. And though it seems tailormade for Trump, it predates his “presidency” by at least a few years. But oh what a circus this year has been. Mine has been pretty crazy too, even though...
by James Fell | Dec 7, 2018 | Uncategorized
“Father Christmas, give us some money. We’ll beat you up if you make us annoyed …” Best Christmas song ever. What? Sounds too violent? You don’t get the context. It was 1977. According to The Kinks, mugging department store Santas was okay back then. So chill. ...
by James Fell | Dec 5, 2018 | Uncategorized
PETA, you really screwed the pooch this time. Oh, wait. Should I have said, “Fornicated the foliage”? Nah. Because fuck you, PETA. You suck all the salty donkey balls in existence. Check out this epic dumbfuckery of a post: Really, PETA? This is the kind of...
by James Fell | Nov 6, 2018 | Uncategorized
“I know the Republicans have come to epitomize evil, but I don’t really like what the Democrats have to offer either.” Yeah. There’s a great idea. Let the racists win because the other side isn’t pure enough for you. Fuck you, vote blue. “I’m in a Republican...
by James Fell | Nov 3, 2018 | Uncategorized
I fucked up recently. Admittedly, it wasn’t that bad of a fuck up. I expect most men would look at it and think I’d actually tried to do a good thing. At the time, I believed I was doing a good thing. And no one was harmed by my actions. Rather, I was blinded by my...
