by James Fell | Jan 9, 2020 | Uncategorized
It’s been almost ten years since Jillian Michaels very publicly threatened to sue me for what I wrote about her in the Los Angeles Times. It was pretty big news at the time. It even got covered in the Ethiopian press, and my uncle sent me an email from Hong Kong,...
by James Fell | Dec 31, 2019 | Uncategorized
It is a point of pride that the main speakers of this conference have me blocked on Twitter. Jesus Christ where to begin? For several years there has been a masturbatory men’s conference called The 21 Convention taking place in Florida. These conferences are things...
by James Fell | Nov 21, 2019 | Uncategorized
Content Warning: Murderous Fantasizing Gonna piss off some ammosexuals with this one. When I was visiting my dad his neighbors always knew, because, as one of them proclaimed, “It’s sounds like World War Three over at the Fell ranch.” There wasn’t any killin’, but...
by James Fell | Nov 9, 2019 | Uncategorized
Stephen King wrote four dramatic novellas collected into a book titled Different Seasons. Three of them have been made into movies, two of which were excellent. If you’ve seen The Shawshank Redemption and/or Stand by Me, this book is where they came from. The story...
by James Fell | Oct 10, 2019 | Uncategorized
I was never raised religious, so I’m not sure why I learned The Lord’s Prayer. But I still remember it. As I wrote here, you cannot expect someone to forgive you if you fuck them over. Sometimes, we scar people in ways that don’t always fade, and it would be sheer...
by James Fell | Oct 1, 2019 | Uncategorized
Because fuck you. I’m trying to be nicer to people these days, and I expect my wife is going to be disappointed in me for what I’m about to write, but if you’re anti-vaccine, fuck you. Fuck you in every hole. She’s a doctor and doesn’t get to say that. I’m just a guy...
