by James Fell | Oct 4, 2017 | Uncategorized
I enjoy shooting. Growing up, I spent every summer at my dad’s place in the middle of nowhere, and could blast away in any direction with a variety of rifles without fear of hitting anything other than trees or ponds. Regarding gun control, I was born and raised in...
by James Fell | Oct 3, 2017 | Uncategorized
Baby steps will get you there, unless you’re frustrated with the slow pace of change and give up, in which case, screw baby steps, because strong and steady can win the race. Regarding weight loss, I used to always preach the tortoise over the hare approach, saying...
by James Fell | Oct 1, 2017 | Uncategorized
Everyone fits neatly into one of three genetic body types, called a somatotype, and only a fool would adopt a training regimen that isn’t specifically slated for being either an endomorph, ectomorph or mesomorph. Yeah, that’s bullshit. #sarcasm #notserious Because...
by James Fell | Sep 29, 2017 | Uncategorized
My house is a pit of contagion. The kids have coughs, sore throats and snot. My wife and I have … something else. It’s weird. It’s annoying. It’s like, there aren’t any outward symptoms that permit you to feel like you deserve to park your ass on the couch and catch...
by James Fell | Sep 27, 2017 | Uncategorized
Come on. Things can’t be that bad. Smile. You’d be so much prettier if you smiled. Give me a little smile, darling. Don’t you know you owe the world a smile? You owe ME a smile. SMILE, DAMMIT! I will grab your face and pull the corners of your mouth up if you don’t...
by James Fell | Sep 25, 2017 | Uncategorized
The mechanic said of my 14-year-old Acura, “It’s leaking from everywhere it is possible to leak.” It was done for. I’d driven it for all it was worth. For the last two years, I’d nicknamed her “Snooki,” because she’d been pulverized in a hail storm and looked like she...
