by James Fell | Feb 14, 2018 | Uncategorized
I would not do well in prison. I don’t know how my wife does it. She has thick, long, curly hair (that I’m quite fond of). And yet, she can shampoo the entire thing without closing her eyes. For me, the instant I put shampoo to head, my eyes remain closed until it’s...
by James Fell | Feb 13, 2018 | Uncategorized
Fuck this one “wellness expo” in particular. Fuck it in every hole. Specifics first. There is a company called Health and Wellness Expos of Canada, run by Rick Thiessen, and he did something bad. Then people freaked out over the bad thing. Then he said what’s your...
by James Fell | Feb 8, 2018 | Uncategorized
Dieting is easy. It’s like riding a bike. And the bike is on fire. And so is the ground. And everything is on fire. Because you’re in hell. – Seen on Facebook The modern diet industry is an eating disorder waiting to happen. Most popular...
by James Fell | Feb 7, 2018 | Uncategorized
It struck me as a bit mansplainy. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, feminist heartthrob much loved outside Canada for not being orange, and tolerated to varying degrees inside Canada, cut a woman off during a town hall meeting in Edmonton last week. During the...
by James Fell | Feb 4, 2018 | Uncategorized
The more that things change, the more they suck. How dare they change the hockey game song that’s already been changed a bunch of times before? I mean, they dropped the word “thy” out of it. And if that word is good enough for Darth Vader, it’s good enough for our...
by James Fell | Jan 16, 2018 | Uncategorized
CW: Sexual Assault / Rape Culture. Women have been told what to do. Don’t go to his apartment. Say no. Push him away. Slap his face. Get out of the car. Get in a cab. Just leave. Don’t send “mixed signals.” Ad nauseam. I shall not engage in such victim blaming....
