by James Fell | Jul 25, 2018 | Uncategorized
I was captain of the blood donor team. It was for an annual corporate challenge—a city wide event—and I sucked people in my company into getting blood sucked out of them. The event ran for three months and included all sorts of physically gruelling events, including...
by James Fell | Jul 24, 2018 | Uncategorized
Stephen King said, “I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs.” And yet, I put one in the title. When I’m serious about polishing an article, I’ll do a search for “ly” so I can change things like “really bad” to “egregious.” I’m not serious about polishing this...
by James Fell | Jul 22, 2018 | Uncategorized
Every Dumbfuck Food Documentary on Netflix, Summarized Scientist: “After analyzing decades of randomly controlled trials we’ve determined …” Moron: “But have you seen What the Health?” Because of Netflix, you get to binge Jessica Jones doing strange things to a black...
by James Fell | Jul 20, 2018 | Uncategorized
Women have learned that “But I’m a nice guy” is a red flag. The reason is that the term “nice guy” is often self-anointed, and is proffered as an excuse as to why they’re alone, asserting that women only go for assholes. This image sums up how they see the world....
by James Fell | Jul 13, 2018 | Uncategorized
I expect that title should serve as your content warning. So much for the brave and kind-hearted superhero with a strong moral code. The current Man of Steel is less about justice and more into complaining about “rules” when it’s just us. Henry Cavill, who has played...
by James Fell | Jul 3, 2018 | Uncategorized
Texas makes my brain hurt. I was in Austin for a tradeshow, went out drinking (alcohol), and couldn’t choke down enough of their vile-tasting tap water before bed to prevent a hangover. Not sure if that’s still the case, but in 2002 it was nasty, and I woke up with a...
