by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
This piece was first published on my old site on February 26, 2014. Question: When you read about Nike using child labor, did you stop buying their shoes? When you heard about how Wal-Mart pays some of the lowest wages in the U.S., and that they use nefarious business...
by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
Doing CrossFit makes about as much sense as stripping down naked, smearing your junk in honey and attempting fornication with a bucket of fire ants. Embrace the pain! Maybe it’s not so bad. Sure, there have been a ton of negative articles about CrossFit lately. I even...
by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
Sometimes I wonder if all that added muscle diverts blood flow away from the brain. It is often the case that bodybuilders give some of the worst possible fitness advice. Many believe that huge = knowledgeable. This is not always so. Here is a big picture recipe for...
by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
Genetics are the cause of thigh gap? Bah! That’s loser talk. You’re not a loser, are you? You deserve that thigh gap, and anyone can get it, if they want it bad enough. Remember, nothing is more important than achieving the coveted thigh gap, so don’t let pain,...
by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
This piece was first published on my old site on February 5, 2014. It was shared on Facebook over 17,000 times, and was so popular it crashed the website three times the day it was posted. I hate this show I hate this show I hate this show I hate this show. Wow....
by James Fell | Jan 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
My grandmother was an evil and bugshit bonkers hell-beast of a woman who hated everything and everyone. A while back, we were having a family get together and my sister asked which kid had possession of grandma’s engagement ring. “Isn’t that one of her...