by James Fell | Oct 30, 2015 | Uncategorized
In order to drive clicks I was tempted to entitle this article “Fuck Sugar Before It Fucking Kills You.” Nevertheless, I cannot let my desire for traffic overrule an ethical need for clarity. I believe there is an editor at TIME Magazine who lets their...
by James Fell | Oct 16, 2015 | Uncategorized
They suck. You know it. I know it. Many of them, deep down, know it too. I’m talking about Men’s Rights Activists. They suck like the gravitational field of a neutron star. I’ve written about them a fair bit, starting off with a viral piece for TIME Magazine that was...
by James Fell | Oct 15, 2015 | Uncategorized
I was inspired to write this by the work of Adam Mansbach, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. Cue Samuel L. Jackson’s voice … The sun is shining and your friends are out playing The cops are prowling with robbers on the lurk You’d love...
by James Fell | Oct 5, 2015 | Uncategorized
Welcome to my shame-free environment. If you’re looking for a foul-mouthed drill sergeant with a YouTube channel to make you feel bad about yourself, you’ve come to the wrong place. Shaming people leads to weight gain, not weight loss. I have no tolerance for it. You...
by James Fell | Sep 22, 2015 | Uncategorized
Bill Maher is a dick. Recently on his show he said, in reference to the Ahmed and his clock debacle, “For the last 30 years, it’s been one culture that has been blowing shit up over and over again.” Bill’s talking about Muslims; he seems to have forgotten about all...
by James Fell | Sep 21, 2015 | Uncategorized
Some person: “I can’t believe you ride your bike with headphones in. That’s just SOOO dangerous.” Me: “Shut up. I know what I’m doing.” I’ve had a number of keyboard warriors express horror any time I mention listening to music while riding my bike. My...
