by James Fell | Feb 28, 2016 | Uncategorized
Is it possible to un-masturbate? There was no such thing as the internet when I was a teen, and spank material was hard to come by. That might have been a good thing, because losing one’s virginity was a spastic and confusing and amazing world of discovering what the...
by James Fell | Feb 19, 2016 | Uncategorized
“My way or the highway.” I used to antagonize her with that phrase when she was a toddler and on one of her epic rants. The terrible twos were … terrible. And joyous. Wow, was she cute. I mean, when she wasn’t going Chernobyl. To be clear, I did not say those words to...
by James Fell | Feb 16, 2016 | Uncategorized
I watched my wife suffer through a punishing undergraduate program in biochemistry, study her ass off for her medical school entrance exams, do year-round medical school for three years, and then finish it all off with two years of non-stop sleep deprivation known as...
by James Fell | Feb 10, 2016 | Uncategorized
I did not know him well. There are friends I have on Facebook who, despite having never met them, I feel as though I do know well. In this instance, the man who I will not name I only had moderate interaction with. I will not name him because I didn’t know him well...
by James Fell | Feb 2, 2016 | Uncategorized
Consider me retired. This is it: the final piece I’ll write about men’s rights activists. They’re a joke that’s been told many a time, and now that joke is old. The recent news about MRAs holding some code-phrase protected worldwide meet and greet this weekend is the...
by James Fell | Jan 2, 2016 | Uncategorized
For 2016 I resolve to no longer read articles about Donald Trump. A recent piece for the New York Times used statistical analysis to suggest that, just maybe, those who support Trump are inclined towards racism. The piece did reveal that the poorly coiffed...