Go Ahead, Run on that Treadmill

Go Ahead, Run on that Treadmill

I don’t know who 90% of the people on my Facebook friend list are. At present, I have over 3,500 “friends.” That happens when you’re well known in the fitness industry. Unless we have zero friends in common coupled with your profile photo being 90% cleavage and your...
Leave Her Alone; She’s at the Gym to Work Out

Leave Her Alone; She’s at the Gym to Work Out

“Women’s Only” gyms are sexist. That was a heaping pile of sarcasm, just FYI. There are many reasons why women’s only gyms exist. Conversely, the reason why men’s only gyms barely exist is that there simply isn’t a demand for them. If women started constantly...
Eat This Motherfucking Roast Beast

Eat This Motherfucking Roast Beast

“This is not a restaurant. You get it my way or you don’t get it at all.” I spoke those words about ten minutes ago as certain products of my and my beloved’s loins lamented the inclusion of vegetables in my chicken enchiladas. I’ll go along with cilantro being on the...
My Top 10 Blog Posts for 2016

My Top 10 Blog Posts for 2016

2016 is finally dead. It took with it General Organa and her mom, Professor Snape and a great ape, two-thirds of a prog rock trio, an Eagle and a Mockingbird author, a spaceman and a space oddity, a crack-smoking mayor, a Prince, and the droid you were looking for....