by James Fell | Jun 9, 2017 | Uncategorized
There are soon to be five of you; your father’s path need not be your path. It is possible one of you may grow up to be something other than what would fit into your dad’s view of acceptable sexuality. At the least, you will meet people who don’t, and may be inclined...
by James Fell | May 25, 2017 | Uncategorized
The most useful aspect of www.UrbanDictionary.com is as a deciphering tool. TIL SJWs have no swag. Someone needs to H2H them. jk dgaf. Urban Dictionary is a crowd-sourced time waster; a dictionary of internet slang. I’ve wasted time there myself, offering my own...
by James Fell | May 18, 2017 | Uncategorized
Lots of people: “Eat less, move more.” Me: “Please shut up.” This is NOT a denial of caloric balance. It is an undeniable fact that calories in – calories out (CICO) is the only reality that matters for losing weight, and any brainless fuckstick talking about some...
by James Fell | May 14, 2017 | Uncategorized
What do you call a woman who is a size 0? “Bitch.” What do women have an easier time with than men while going through life? Getting free drinks in a bar? I suppose that’s true, but there are the implied strings that come with it, so it’s easier to just pay for their...
by James Fell | May 12, 2017 | Uncategorized
“Pence is worse.” “Pence is WAY worse.” I’ve heard both these statements, and variations on them, often from people living in the state he governed. I think it’s worth listening. But still, Trump’s gotta go. Here’s a lame analogy that probably commits some fallacy,...
by James Fell | May 11, 2017 | Uncategorized
Fit shaming is kind of a thing. A little bit. But in some ways, it is also not a thing, the same way reverse racism is not a thing. Bet that pissed off the Milo fans. Good. Fuck them. And by that, I mean no one should ever fuck them. Racism is based on power. There is...
