by James Fell | Oct 15, 2017 | Uncategorized
Always be yourself. Why? Because that other guy you’re trying to be? He’s an asshole. No one likes him. This message has been brought to you by: Personal Experience. But who is this guy we call “Yourself?” Yourself is a man with great potential, but he needs to avoid...
by James Fell | Oct 12, 2017 | Uncategorized
Some say, only douchebags use the word douchebag. But when making such an assertion, they’re using douchebag as an insult against those who say douchebag, perpetuating the usage at an additional level, creating doucheception. Some words are problematic out of the...
by James Fell | Oct 11, 2017 | Uncategorized
Enough with shooting coffee up the ass. It was as a little over two years ago. My aunt was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Her physician described this type of cancer as one that “comes as a thief in the night.” That’s because there often are no symptoms with cancer...
by James Fell | Oct 8, 2017 | Uncategorized
Dear Dave Assplay: You keep misspelling “hypochondria.” Recently, you made this post on Facebook (Update: He has since deleted this post. Wonder Why?): Looking pretty suspicious on the flight to San Jose…but I’m blocking junk light so I have more...
by James Fell | Oct 6, 2017 | Uncategorized
Every time I write about low carb diets and post the article to my Facebook page, I need to prepare myself for the onslaught of personal anecdotes in the comment field. Whenever I show research that invalidates any part of the low carb religious dogma, it’s like going...
by James Fell | Oct 5, 2017 | Uncategorized
“Terrible thing, to live in fear.” Morgan Freeman spoke these words in one of the greatest movies ever (based on a novella by one of the greatest horror authors ever). Another line of Freeman’s from that movie is “Get busy living, or get busy dying.” If you’re a fan...
