by James Fell | May 12, 2016 | Uncategorized
In this, the 86th year of our lord Atkins, I climbed the mount and saw a burning bushel of gluten. Bestowed upon me as his one and only true dietary prophet I hereby declare unto the foodie faithful the 10 Commandments of Dietary Zealotry. Behold! 1. Thou Shalt Favor...
by James Fell | May 4, 2016 | Uncategorized
Even Ted Cruz knows when he’s beat, but do you? Your writings on nutrition and weight loss have been an annoying thorn in the side of the weight of scientific evidence since you penned your “big fat lie” piece for the New York Times 14 years ago. I wasn’t so skeptical...
by James Fell | May 2, 2016 | Uncategorized
Dude, enough with the entitlement. She doesn’t owe you shit. Why are you telling her to smile? Are you owed a smile? No, you are not. You aren’t owed shit. I had a guy ask me for my phone number when I was getting out of my car to get gas. I told him “I’m...
by James Fell | Apr 21, 2016 | Uncategorized
Thank you for taking some of your immensely valuable time to post a comment on my social media. Rest assured that I read at least some of it, and I’m certain the remainder was logical, factual, well written, free of grammatical or spelling errors, and did not at all...
by James Fell | Apr 15, 2016 | Uncategorized
Mary, fear that reaper. He’s a dick, and he’s coming for you. He’s coming for us all. Modern technology is one of the only weapons we have to keep that bastard at bay. On a related note, no one has ever become cancer free because of a “natural cure.” I get where the...
