by James Fell | Sep 21, 2016 | Uncategorized
Spent some time feeling inferior, standing in front of my mirror. – Rod Stewart, Every Picture Tells a Story I am not quite Chewbacca. But it doesn’t bother me. In fact, when I’m in the shower and look down at the wall of...
by James Fell | Sep 7, 2016 | Uncategorized
From my cold, dead ass. I’m 48. I have a kid who is about to turn 18 so technically I could become a grandparent any day now (But I bloody well better not!). I’ve been with the same woman 27 years, drive a Honda and live in suburbia. My fashion-minded friend Lori...
by James Fell | Sep 3, 2016 | Uncategorized
The Internet is rife with mouth-breathing reprobates who fancy themselves fat loss experts. Their prose reads like their parents didn’t do such a swell job of childproofing the house when they were little, and yet they have a PDF document to sell you for an easy...
by James Fell | Jul 26, 2016 | Uncategorized
Gord Downie is dying. We drove a thousand kilometers to see him one last time and bid farewell. Downie is singer for The Tragically Hip. If you have not heard of the band, it means you’re not Canadian. While they have pockets of followers south of the border, they are...
by James Fell | Jul 23, 2016 | Uncategorized
In today’s news, fucked up shit is fucked up. Despite the fact that winners of this year’s CrossFit Games get a free Glock 9mm pistol, that’s not what’s most fucked up about the sport. CrossFit has been fucked for a long time. In fact, it’s been fucked since day one....
