by James Fell | Oct 20, 2017 | Uncategorized
Anabolic Steroid / noun / “a synthetic steroid hormone that resembles testosterone in promoting the growth of muscle.” That’s what is most important for muscle mass. Just kidding. Kind of. Not really. Not sure. Anabolic steroids work. But work also works. And even if...
by James Fell | Oct 18, 2017 | Uncategorized
Luke, I am your father … Your very gullible father … Perhaps the guy at the gym with the Darth Vader looking mask thinks he’s a Sith Lord badass workout warrior. Instead, he spent $80 so he could pay for the privilege of having a shitty workout. The training mask,...
by James Fell | Oct 17, 2017 | Uncategorized
The snowstorm came out of nowhere, and I was pissed drunk. I tried for almost an hour to flag a cab, but they were all full. Finally, I approached a stranger and asked if he could help. He was heading in the right direction and got me more than halfway home. Then I...
by James Fell | Oct 16, 2017 | Uncategorized
I’m going to try real hard to not fuck this up. Plenty of hurt feelings out there, I don’t wish to add to it. It began* with a tweet by actor Alyssa Milano: Interestingly, although not at all relevant, I had my interview with her Who’s the Boss? co-star Judith Light...
by James Fell | Oct 15, 2017 | Uncategorized
Always be yourself. Why? Because that other guy you’re trying to be? He’s an asshole. No one likes him. This message has been brought to you by: Personal Experience. But who is this guy we call “Yourself?” Yourself is a man with great potential, but he needs to avoid...