by James Fell | Jun 20, 2016 | Uncategorized
Every time I drop the F bomb, I’m concerned about an exodus of readers. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck everything. That’s not the F bomb I’m concerned about. The regular profanity on this site has turned some people off, but fuck them....
by James Fell | Jun 19, 2016 | Uncategorized
Don’t wait to make your son a great man — make him a great boy. ~Author Unknown There is something about shared pain that can bring two people closer together. In this case the two people were my dad and I, and the pain was a canoe race. My parents split up when I was...
by James Fell | Jun 16, 2016 | Uncategorized
Fitness “broscience” permeates the internet, and much of it is a massive endeavor in attempting to separate fly shit from pepper. People with way too much time on their hands endlessly debate the minutia of fat loss and muscle gain on message boards o’er the land....
by James Fell | Jun 15, 2016 | Uncategorized
I am amazed naturally skinny people even exist. Think about it. For most of human history we’ve lived on the edge of starvation. The only plentiful thing was famine, especially in winter. Our Stone Age ancestors spent all summer hunting and gathering everything they...
by James Fell | Jun 10, 2016 | Uncategorized
I was in Austin, Texas, and asked the department store cashier if she could tell me where the washroom was. The look she returned was one of confusion. “Oh, I mean bathroom,” I said, not realizing at the time (it was 1995) that “washroom” is more of a Canadian term....
by James Fell | May 30, 2016 | Uncategorized
I was 16 years old in a hot tub at the wave pool with my girlfriend, sucking on her face. Because that’s what obnoxious teenagers who’ve recently discovered each other’s naughty bits do: They publicly display their affection regardless of how many bystander stomachs...
