by James Fell | Nov 24, 2016 | Uncategorized
When I decided to lose weight, I started with exercise. It worked. And it still fucking works. I began running in the days before Facebook, so I didn’t have to mentally combat all the “information” one sees on a daily basis about how running causes adrenal fatigue /...
by James Fell | Nov 22, 2016 | Uncategorized
Fish have sex in water. When you’re doing bench press you can be reasonably assured that a whole bunch of people did not have sex on that bench. Probably not too many people have peed on it either. But swimming is one massive involuntary exchange of bodily fluids....
by James Fell | Nov 9, 2016 | Uncategorized
I expect a lot of Xanax prescriptions will be filled today. What a Trumpmare. But it’s a done deal, so we can now return this site and associated social media pages to its previously scheduled whatever the fuck I feel like writing about. Two-and-a-half years ago I...
by James Fell | Nov 7, 2016 | Uncategorized
“You, sir, are worse than Hitler.” It’s a scene from The Simpsons that takes place at the DMV. Homer pretends that both Patti and Selma’s cigarettes are his in order to save his sister-in-law’s jobs, and their boss accuses him of being worse than one of the worst mass...
by James Fell | Oct 31, 2016 | Uncategorized
My relationship with my wife predates the advent of the internet. And so, I have no idea what the rules of acceptable behavior are on dating and hookup sites in regards to stating one’s visual preferences. But when it comes to social media and other forms of...
by James Fell | Oct 27, 2016 | Uncategorized
My friend Dr. Yoni Freedhoff is a respected medical doctor who I have personally watched toss back numerous alcoholic beverages and swear his head off. But that’s in private. Public Yoni is a little more restrained, which is why he hit the shift key and mashed his...
