by James Fell | Nov 3, 2015 | Uncategorized
I lay in a hospital bed hooked up to IV morphine that barely touched the pain. The emergency room physician told me my lifting days were over. I knew he was wrong, however, because I will not quit. I remember when I started working out 22 years ago, and how much I...
by James Fell | Oct 31, 2015 | Uncategorized
I got my flu shot. Now I’m vaccine injured. The “injury,” if you can call it such a thing, is a tiny hole in my shoulder that bled so little I think the band-aid is superfluous. In past years of receiving a flu shot I’ve had mild soreness in the target muscle, but...
by James Fell | Oct 30, 2015 | Uncategorized
In order to drive clicks I was tempted to entitle this article “Fuck Sugar Before It Fucking Kills You.” Nevertheless, I cannot let my desire for traffic overrule an ethical need for clarity. I believe there is an editor at TIME Magazine who lets their...
by James Fell | Oct 16, 2015 | Uncategorized
They suck. You know it. I know it. Many of them, deep down, know it too. I’m talking about Men’s Rights Activists. They suck like the gravitational field of a neutron star. I’ve written about them a fair bit, starting off with a viral piece for TIME Magazine that was...
by James Fell | Oct 15, 2015 | Uncategorized
I was inspired to write this by the work of Adam Mansbach, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. Cue Samuel L. Jackson’s voice … The sun is shining and your friends are out playing The cops are prowling with robbers on the lurk You’d love...