Eat This Motherfucking Roast Beast

Eat This Motherfucking Roast Beast

“This is not a restaurant. You get it my way or you don’t get it at all.” I spoke those words about ten minutes ago as certain products of my and my beloved’s loins lamented the inclusion of vegetables in my chicken enchiladas. I’ll go along with cilantro being on the...
My Top 10 Blog Posts for 2016

My Top 10 Blog Posts for 2016

2016 is finally dead. It took with it General Organa and her mom, Professor Snape and a great ape, two-thirds of a prog rock trio, an Eagle and a Mockingbird author, a spaceman and a space oddity, a crack-smoking mayor, a Prince, and the droid you were looking for....
I Was Catcalled and I Liked It

I Was Catcalled and I Liked It

My 15-year-old daughter was recently on the receiving end of her first catcall. It was about as innocuous as they come. The boy was age-appropriate, only about a year or two older, and rolled down the window on his truck and said, “You’re really cute.” When she...