by James Fell | Feb 20, 2020 | Uncategorized
My friend Kathleen Smith is an opinionated woman. Recently she made a comment on a Facebook post about losing friends to Trump, writing, “It’s not a Liberal vs Conservative thing. It’s a basic human decency vs being a selfish asshole thing.” The post Kathleen...
by James Fell | Feb 5, 2020 | Uncategorized
This article is gonna be nuts! – Nick Patel I remember my father once making reference to his vasectomy, saying he now “Shoots blanks.” I was a barely a teenager at the time, and thanks to a lock on my bedroom door and access to my friend’s older brother’s...
by James Fell | Jan 9, 2020 | Uncategorized
It’s been almost ten years since Jillian Michaels very publicly threatened to sue me for what I wrote about her in the Los Angeles Times. It was pretty big news at the time. It even got covered in the Ethiopian press, and my uncle sent me an email from Hong Kong,...
by James Fell | Dec 31, 2019 | Uncategorized
It is a point of pride that the main speakers of this conference have me blocked on Twitter. Jesus Christ where to begin? For several years there has been a masturbatory men’s conference called The 21 Convention taking place in Florida. These conferences are things...
by James Fell | Nov 21, 2019 | Uncategorized
Content Warning: Murderous Fantasizing Gonna piss off some ammosexuals with this one. When I was visiting my dad his neighbors always knew, because, as one of them proclaimed, “It’s sounds like World War Three over at the Fell ranch.” There wasn’t any killin’, but...
