by James Fell | Nov 12, 2017 | Uncategorized
There is a new Thor movie out, and damn but Chris Hemsworth looks good. Much has been made of the decreased effect of gravity on female movie stars in recent decades, and how this sets an impossible standard for girls, leading to body image issues. But a similar...
by James Fell | Nov 11, 2017 | Uncategorized
As I lay the plate overflowing with roast beast on the table, my daughter said, “Daddy, what’s a vegan?” “In this house, it’s someone who does their own cooking,” I said. Those vegans, all smug and superior over something they don’t do. Except, I know a lot of vegans,...
by James Fell | Nov 10, 2017 | Uncategorized
Dear Mercola: I’m leaving off the “Dr.” part, because I think you long ago lost all right to call yourself that. I would like you to inhale a large bag of Taco Bell farts. Because you suck like the gravitational force of a neutron star. Just FYI, the gravitational...
by James Fell | Nov 8, 2017 | Uncategorized
Today is the one-year anniversary of when a sizeable portion of the American electorate lost its fucking mind and handed control of the nuclear football to an oversized orangutan with the impulse control of a toddler who just snorted a half-dozen Adderall. It’s a...
by James Fell | Nov 5, 2017 | Uncategorized
Oh, I can just feel some people tensing with rage over that title. To unbunch knickers, it’s not out of line to say that if building muscle is your goal, the Recommended Dietary Allowance of 0.4 grams of protein per pound of body weight is way low. The conventional...