The Tale of the Old Man on the Bicycle

The Tale of the Old Man on the Bicycle

I almost did a 180 and chased after him. It wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve done something like that. When I see a potential story, I will sometimes go up to a stranger, introduce myself, and ask if they’re interested in being interviewed for an article. I...
Social Justice Extremists Make the World a Worse Place

Social Justice Extremists Make the World a Worse Place

“If the present tries to sit in judgement of the past, it will lose the future.” –Sir Winston Churchill “How dare you quote Winston Churchill! Don’t you know how horrible he was?” –Some social justice extremist dipshit “Fuck off.” –Me Ah, the professionally offended....
Men Are Willfully Ignorant About Rape Culture

Men Are Willfully Ignorant About Rape Culture

Content Warning: All the horrible bullshit men subject women to. In botany, an evergreen is a plant that retains leaves year-round. In writing, it’s a piece that can be shared again and again because it remains relevant regardless of how much time has passed. Two of...
The 13 Multi-Level Marketers You Meet in Hell

The 13 Multi-Level Marketers You Meet in Hell

If heaven is for clean people, it’s vacant. —Matthew Good My guess is the universe is just a bunch of shit that happened and we’re little more than semi-sentient stardust meat sacks on a small rock circling an insignificant ball of burning gas until we dirt nap....