by James Fell | May 2, 2016 | Uncategorized
Dude, enough with the entitlement. She doesn’t owe you shit. Why are you telling her to smile? Are you owed a smile? No, you are not. You aren’t owed shit. I had a guy ask me for my phone number when I was getting out of my car to get gas. I told him “I’m...
by James Fell | Apr 21, 2016 | Uncategorized
Thank you for taking some of your immensely valuable time to post a comment on my social media. Rest assured that I read at least some of it, and I’m certain the remainder was logical, factual, well written, free of grammatical or spelling errors, and did not at all...
by James Fell | Apr 15, 2016 | Uncategorized
Mary, fear that reaper. He’s a dick, and he’s coming for you. He’s coming for us all. Modern technology is one of the only weapons we have to keep that bastard at bay. On a related note, no one has ever become cancer free because of a “natural cure.” I get where the...
by James Fell | Apr 11, 2016 | Uncategorized
It used to be that the buzzword of the day was “functional” exercise. And then, as the fitness industry is wont to do, it heaped scorn. Functional is a bullshit word. It’s meaningless. Any time someone says an exercise is functional it means they don’t know what...
by James Fell | Apr 6, 2016 | Uncategorized
Excuse me while I duh for you. Duh. Duh! DUH!!! It Works! is expensive “natural” Saran Wrap sold via multilevel marketing to cleanse toxins and vaporize belly fat. If you think that actually happens, you’re dumber than a box of otter snot. That’s not fair … to the...
by James Fell | Apr 4, 2016 | Uncategorized
My diet is better than yours. ABC actually came out with a TV show called that, but I missed the opportunity to rip it apart because I was too busy writing about the fat shaming train wrecks that are The Biggest Loser and Fit to Fat to Fit. But in point of fact, my...
