Using Caution with Hardcore Workouts

Using Caution with Hardcore Workouts

Some fitness programs are a challenge to your ego just by their name. Are you insane enough to complete “Insanity,” or are you a wimp? The website asks the question: “Are you ready to dig deep?” Well, are you? Motivated yet? Some people are. Some go for this marketing...
Fuck This One Chiropractor in Particular

Fuck This One Chiropractor in Particular

Opiates kill my sex drive. I don’t ever write much about my sex life, and 2017 doesn’t seem like the year to start. I do embrace the reckoning that’s taking place; guys need to learn she doesn’t owe you shit. But in the context of this article, I want you to know why...
How to Ask for My Daughter’s Hand in Marriage

How to Ask for My Daughter’s Hand in Marriage

I have exactly as many goats as I want. Zero. I have zero goats. And I don’t want five goats. I don’t want even one goat. I want no goats. I don’t care if it’s a cute little baby goat. I don’t care if it’s a screaming goat or a fainting goat or a goat that screams and...
Weight Machines vs. Free Weights

Weight Machines vs. Free Weights

I need a bigger basement. I’ve been lifting heavy stuff for almost a quarter century. Until about five years ago, when I made the transition to home gym, I regularly incorporated the use of weightlifting machines into my regimen. Yes, it was mostly free weights, but...